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Top Ten Complaints From Dogs

Top Ten Complaints From Dogs
 
 
'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
Not funny... Not funny at all!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking...
I'M A DAMN DOG!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
Not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
Food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
Up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
A proud moment for the top of the food chain!
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
Surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
Yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello?
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

 

 

  


 

 

 

 


 

 

 

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